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I hope Gretchen and Ivy are taken by fire. Stop whining about other people and make better clothes. [Billzilla]
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Gmail Priority inbox, you are my new friend. You guess correctly about who I hate. [Billzilla]
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Frank Quitely, why did you draw Batman fucking Batman fucking Robin?
http://i.newsarama.com/images/bnr16_solicit.jpg [Billzilla]
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September 1st, 2010 |
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Metroid: Other M, you are fun but TOO SHORT. [Billzilla]
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Wow. Donald Trump, you may as well have just said "I am a racist. I hate brown people" tonight on Letterman. [Billzilla]
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August 31st, 2010 |
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Either I'm getting less funny or people are getting more grumpy. Not one smile at my "why doesn't this train move?" routine. [Billzilla]
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August 29th, 2010 |
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Wow, and episode of Metalocalypse I haven't seen. Good day! [Billzilla]
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August 28th, 2010 |
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Got it. http://pi.pe/-yae69n [Billzilla]
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Shared 4 photos.
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Got it. http://pi.pe/-9aqpim [Billzilla]
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Got it. http://pi.pe/-zo5ntb [Billzilla]
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August 27th, 2010 |
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Liked 4 stories.
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Oh chit, that new Metroid's out today. [Billzilla]
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Man, Pixelpipe is everything Ping.fm should have been. [Billzilla]
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testing pixelpipe. [Billzilla]
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August 26th, 2010 |
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Bill Laird wants to chat [Billzilla]
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August 24th, 2010 |
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This place is nicer than I remember it. (@ Smith's Bar) http://4sq.com/5Ctoqv [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Smith's Bar
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August 23rd, 2010 |
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Liked 5 stories.
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August 21st, 2010 |
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Liked 7 stories.
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This episode of dirty jobs involves more pus, zits and poop than I expected to be in a tannery. [Billzilla]
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Liked 10 stories.
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August 20th, 2010 |
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Arthur: what's so unpleasent about being drunk?
Ford: ask a glass of water. [Billzilla]
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August 19th, 2010 |
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Whatever, bro. [Billzilla]
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Nearly all the karaoke I have seen tonight has been deeply disappointing. [Billzilla]
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That was one of the worst performances of "summer lovin'" I've ever heard. That's really saying something. (@ Wicked Willy's) [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Wicked Willy's
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August 18th, 2010 |
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Really wish pilgrim had come out when I was like 14, woulda changed my life. [Billzilla]
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Scott Pilgrim: a hell of a movie. [Billzilla]
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August 14th, 2010 |
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wouldn't it be crazy if, for a laugh, we all just suddenly started using Myspace again? [Billzilla]
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August 13th, 2010 |
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Woo! New cigarette parts! [Billzilla]
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August 9th, 2010 |
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Your advice is always appreciated, but not really. [Billzilla]
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August 8th, 2010 |
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Ellard: Hominy Grits! [Billzilla]
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August 7th, 2010 |
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Some fool on the street screaming about his hatred of white people. Love living in a neighborhood where everyone hopes I die. [Billzilla]
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Ugh. I am never posting on Gawker again. Only there could I be accused of "hating equal rights." [Billzilla]
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Me: Good morning, Precious! Kenneth: Huh? Me: Based on the novel, "Push," by Sapphire. Kenneth: Oh. [Billzilla]
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August 6th, 2010 |
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August 5th, 2010 |
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THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO KNOW MY CREDIT SCORE!! [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Fortress of Billitude
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August 4th, 2010 |
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I have a lot of issues with the plot of Human Centipede. [Billzilla]
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Shared RIP Google Wave.
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Everyone have fun last night? [Billzilla]
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August 3rd, 2010 |
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The truth is SoOooooo boring. [Billzilla]
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Bored. [Billzilla]
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Greg Waugh 'n' me! Hell yeah! Heeeelllll yeeeeaaahh. [Billzilla]
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July 31st, 2010 |
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I get weird, the older I get. [Billzilla]
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July 30th, 2010 |
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OMG dying. OMG never drinking again. [Billzilla]
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July 29th, 2010 |
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Aaarmazpaaaaaaaa [Billzilla]
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New york is filled with the worst people I've eer met. [Billzilla]
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Hey yanks, that was a fucking lazy ninth inning. [Billzilla]
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Despicable Me.. Eh. A solid B. Saw the first 30min of the film in various trailers. [Billzilla]
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July 28th, 2010 |
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Gary Staples, where are you?!!? [Billzilla]
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Watched 4 videos.
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July 27th, 2010 |
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Dear piece of shit computer- you're seriously asking to go in the trash and be completely replaced, you realize that, right? [Billzilla]
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July 22nd, 2010 |
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Watched 3 videos.
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July 21st, 2010 |
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It's real weird that Snickers advertises on The Pirate Bay. [Billzilla]
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The Arrested Development Movie Looks To Be Back On (via 411mania) http://ping.fm/aYJKr [Billzilla]
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July 20th, 2010 |
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Sam Goldman, where are you?! [Billzilla]
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FOURTH PLACE?! Ridiculous. [Billzilla]
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Sure is busy up in this bitch. (@ Destination w/ 8 others) http://4sq.com/4bjFep [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Destination
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About to leave to go beat the piss out of some Gawkers at TV trivia. Everything's comin' up Milhhouse! [Billzilla]
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July 18th, 2010 |
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If frown is shown then, I will know that you are no dreamer. [Billzilla]
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July 17th, 2010 |
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July 14th, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/mugB6 I totally just sent these folks an insane letter that I hope gets me this job. Hi, if you're reading. [Billzilla]
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July 11th, 2010 |
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Pansexual Frenzy! [Billzilla]
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July 6th, 2010 |
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Are we having fun yet? [Billzilla]
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July 4th, 2010 |
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I'd like to give Katt Williams a high five. You think he high fives? I bet he does. I ever see him, I'm'a try to give him a high five. [Billzilla]
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Okay, I wasn't sure about Frankenhole last week, but this week- I'm sold. [Billzilla]
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Why is it that the city can use public funds to block off a part of the street and let only people who pay in? [Billzilla]
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Damagogue- noun- the leader of the rabble. [Billzilla]
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Times square is like bonnaroo, but dirtier, more expensive, no bands, and nobodys having fun. [Billzilla]
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It's like a hundred goddamn degrees out there! I am never getting off this train. [Billzilla]
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July 3rd, 2010 |
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Party Down canceled. Depressed. [Billzilla]
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July 2nd, 2010 |
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Kenneth: How do these pants look? Me: Great. They make your dick look good. Kenneth: That's what I was going for, package enhancement. [Billzilla]
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July 1st, 2010 |
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I miss MC Skat KAt. [Billzilla]
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June 27th, 2010 |
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June 26th, 2010 |
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Ice cream man! STOP IT! ALL DAY WITH THE GODDAMN ICE CREAM MAN SONG! PEOPLE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM THAT MUCH! GO AWAY. [Billzilla]
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"I love my dead gay son!" Happy pride homos (and homo-friendlies)! [Billzilla]
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June 24th, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/Fi4LA - New york expresses its displeasure with "the real L word" [Billzilla]
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Making a concerted effort to get a life. [Billzilla]
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Gawker.tv meetup. I love these things. Dunno why. (@ Destination w/ @twitney) http://4sq.com/4bjFep [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Destination
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June 21st, 2010 |
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Evidently, my destination is inconvenient for cab driver. I sure am sorry to hear that. [Billzilla]
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Yay. New York. :p (@ LaGuardia Airport (LGA) w/ 40 others) http://4sq.com/21nwnw [Billzilla]
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Checked in at LaGuardia Airport (LGA)
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I'm a rocket man! [Billzilla]
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June 20th, 2010 |
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I'm at The Lighthouse (Fairfield). http://4sq.com/96h0sl [Billzilla]
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Checked in at The Lighthouse
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People who don't have shitty fathers: do him a favor today and say "thanks for not being a deadbeat" [Billzilla]
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If you're lucky enough to know an octagenarian who likes to drink with you, indulge him as often as possible. [Billzilla]
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June 18th, 2010 |
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The mating dance in cincinnati is largely different than in new york, but, if anything, more fun to watch. [Billzilla]
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June 16th, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/4eGf1 - Congratulations to my momma, who won big at Belterra today!!!! [Billzilla]
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June 15th, 2010 |
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A fat tom nix is trying to tell me what to sing in karaoke. I will ignore him as I would normal-sized nix. [Billzilla]
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Officially lost five pounds while I was at bonnaroo. I'll take it. [Billzilla]
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June 12th, 2010 |
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Weezer is covering MGMT and Lady Gaga. [Billzilla]
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http://ping.fm/p/mfRzg - Pokemon graffiti! [Billzilla]
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June 11th, 2010 |
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Watching the saxaboom. [Billzilla]
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http://ping.fm/p/a7i3U - Torn between aqua teen, monarch and huey. [Billzilla]
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http://ping.fm/p/OnuSC - Ferris wheel making troubling noise. We are undeterred. [Billzilla]
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I'm at Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival (Great Stage Park, Manchester) w/ 35 others. http://4sq.com/a6yS2y [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival
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June 10th, 2010 |
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Hardees, Shoneys, Pondarosa, Ryan's, all of these chains are alive and well in tennessee. [Billzilla]
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Just saw some goats. [Billzilla]
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So far we have seen cows and horseys. Maybe sheep. Also a dog. [Billzilla]
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Checked in at McDonalds
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There's a zillion people watching tv at this mcdonalds (@ McDonalds) [Billzilla]
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Checked in at McDonalds
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Checked in at McDonalds
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This mcdonalds is insane, there's a zillion people here watching TV and I got my order ridiculously fast. (@ McDonalds) [Billzilla]
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Checked in at McDonalds
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Checked in at Shell
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It is foggy. [Billzilla]
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Party time cruiser is rocking harry potter audiobook on its way thru kentucky. [Billzilla]
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Party time cruiser packed and rolling. Destination: Roo [Billzilla]
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June 9th, 2010 |
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At reds/giants. Huff and burell think their convo is more important than nat'l anthem. Hope they get fucked. [Billzilla]
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June 8th, 2010 |
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Well, twitter, you just became my favorite form of social media. [Billzilla]
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June 6th, 2010 |
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Damn, midwest, y'all's hitting me with some great bonnaroo weather, but a week too early. [Billzilla]
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June 4th, 2010 |
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Back from outer space. [Billzilla]
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Dayton welcomes you. [Billzilla]
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Airport! [Billzilla]
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June 3rd, 2010 |
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NBC's 100 Questions is the worst new show I've subjected myself to in a long time. Most horrible HIMYM/Friends ripoff ever. Boring. Stupid. [Billzilla]
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Ever notice how rap is evidently the only genre of music with songs on the theme of "I am terrific"? I wonder why that is. [Billzilla]
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June 2nd, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/vB2T3 - Liz just reached into a bag of lucky charms and pulled out the most epic handful- all marshmallows. [Billzilla]
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For some reason, Fox is airing a SD version of an HD episode of the Simposons.. on the HD channel. [Billzilla]
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June 1st, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/pD8TR - IMG00016.jpg [Billzilla]
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May 31st, 2010 |
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I don't get why people are always ragging on clowns. I think they're just misunderstood. They just want to make you laugh. [Billzilla]
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Are you kidding? it's like.. the best medicine. Jonah broke his elbow and we just got high and.. I mean, it still clicks but it works fine. [Billzilla]
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Shared screenShot0081.
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May 30th, 2010 |
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I just can't (shouldn't) drink like that anymore, but cousins don't visit every day. Awfully good to see 'em. [Billzilla]
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I did all kinds of interesting things back when you still had time to give a shit. [Billzilla]
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May 27th, 2010 |
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Cincinnati, be warned. You have eight days to make yourselves presentable. The King returns. [Billzilla]
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May 24th, 2010 |
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Shared 2 photos.
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May 21st, 2010 |
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I may have had a little too much to drink. [Billzilla]
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May 20th, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/KQo1l - Just found a 19.2oz red bull at the bodega. I'll see you in hell. [Billzilla]
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May 17th, 2010 |
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Was invited to the same charity fundraiser several times today- has word gotten out that I am secretly Philanthropist Playboy Bruce Wayne? [Billzilla]
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May 16th, 2010 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT DIO!!!!!!! [Billzilla]
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Damn.. The Burbs, how do you kick so much ass? [Billzilla]
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May 13th, 2010 |
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Shared 3 photos.
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May 12th, 2010 |
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Shared DSx86 v0.12.
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May 11th, 2010 |
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This rendition of "since u been gone" is much better than my attempt. [Billzilla]
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Every time I hear the song "Meeshell" I think of Cody's cafe. Actually a lot of songs. [Billzilla]
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Hard to believe this may be the worst rendition of "criminal" I've ever heard in karaoke. [Billzilla]
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May 10th, 2010 |
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May 8th, 2010 |
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Created Bonnaroo Music Festival 2010.
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just came to grips with the fact that I'm seeing TMBG and like nine million other amazing bands at bonnaroo in like a month. peed a little. [Billzilla]
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May 6th, 2010 |
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Sir, I don't care how much your phone turned up to full blast playing some lame song amuses your baby. Stop it. [Billzilla]
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Omg, why the vagina smell on this train? [Billzilla]
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Hot tub time machine didn't suck. [Billzilla]
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Shared ICv2 - 'Dark Crystal' Sequel Set.
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May 4th, 2010 |
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Is "Bat Dance" an actual dance, or is it a song about a fictional dance? [Billzilla]
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May 3rd, 2010 |
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I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop. And you never did it. [Billzilla]
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May 2nd, 2010 |
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Anyone else just hear the craziest thunder? It just went on for a good 20-30 seconds without stopping. It's not even that warm or raining... [Billzilla]
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May 1st, 2010 |
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Found a new comic book I like a lot: Iredeemable. Check it out. [Billzilla]
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April 29th, 2010 |
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April 27th, 2010 |
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I guarantee I've got a bigger wang than you, lady. If I can cross my legs on the train, so can you. [Billzilla]
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In fact I recommend it. I see (and have) some accusing eyes for you regarding the smell on this train. [Billzilla]
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April 26th, 2010 |
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Hey, can anyone out there tell me how extrasolar stars and planets are named? [Billzilla]
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The problems with humans is that they always suspect that someone knows what to do and are wrong. [Billzilla]
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and fear and doubt began, and God threw up his hands.. and the sky didn't know what to do. [Billzilla]
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April 25th, 2010 |
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Its officially birthday time! [Billzilla]
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April 23rd, 2010 |
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Kick-ass: MUCH better than expected. [Billzilla]
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Take it from me, it's aiiiiight to be... Some guy on the train wearing an In Living Color shirt. [Billzilla]
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April 20th, 2010 |
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April 19th, 2010 |
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And I'll have you know that my grandfather died for your right to eat peaches on St. Mingmar's day. [Billzilla]
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Listened to 73 songs.
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I have decided to become an evil wizard. I have decided this because I was up all night again. [Billzilla]
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April 17th, 2010 |
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The sun worked twice as hard, the moon was twice as far, and the sky was still honestly blue. [Billzilla]
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Don't worry, @gawkertv, @countcenci and I enjoyed being the most senior gawker people there. [Billzilla]
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There is a guy on this train who looks like piston honda. Eyebrows and all. [Billzilla]
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April 16th, 2010 |
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This was more fun than it originally seemed to be. [Billzilla]
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Wow, just met THE denny crane! [Billzilla]
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Whiskey is like sex. It is natural and good, not everybody does it, but everybody should. [Billzilla]
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Shared I make stuff happen..
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RT @GawkerTV: Tonight's Gawker.TV meet up will be at Scratcher http://foursquare.com/venue/524 starting at 10pm. We hope to see you there! [Billzilla]
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April 15th, 2010 |
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Listened to 51 songs.
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April 14th, 2010 |
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Watched some incredibly racist loony tunes today. [Billzilla]
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The Red Circle Returns. Here's an article I wrote. http://blogv2.theredcircle.com/TRC/2010/04/14/tvbill/ [Billzilla]
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Listened to 77 songs.
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April 13th, 2010 |
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I'm not sure what I ever saw in Glee. [Billzilla]
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Hey, what up? [Billzilla]
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Still seeking a purpose. [Billzilla]
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April 11th, 2010 |
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I can't wait till I'm famous so someone can find some footage of my dad berating me and use it to sell sneakers. [Billzilla]
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The war is over. The future won. [Billzilla]
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April 9th, 2010 |
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I'm watching the banned episode of "The Dog Whisperer" where Caesar just kills a dog for no reason. [Billzilla]
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Listened to 58 songs.
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April 8th, 2010 |
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I have decided to start throwing rocks at any car on my street that honks more than three times. [Billzilla]
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April 7th, 2010 |
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Finally starting to feel better. Haven't coughed up any exciting new colors in hours! [Billzilla]
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April 6th, 2010 |
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Jon Stewart, Dave Letterman, Liz and I all have colds. This can't be a coincidence. [Billzilla]
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On my way to go see blue kitty cats do it in space. [Billzilla]
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April 5th, 2010 |
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Why do they air the George Lopez Show right before Star Trek? Is there any crossover in that audience whatsoever? [Billzilla]
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Hey @craigyferg, did you know that your robot skeleton is moonlighting as a Social Media Expert from Pittsburgh? Check out @geoffpeterson [Billzilla]
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I was told I wouldn't be getting colds anymore once I quit smoking. What the fuck, Bill? [Billzilla]
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April 4th, 2010 |
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I don't see what's so great about a stupid invisibility ring anyway. [Billzilla]
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WB, Jesus. [Billzilla]
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April 3rd, 2010 |
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Lord have mercy do I love Starship Troopers. [Billzilla]
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Lord of the Rings would have gone better for all involved if they hadn't given the ring to an autistic kid who wanders away for no reason. [Billzilla]
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sprucing up resume. not as bleak as I had feared. [Billzilla]
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WHO BETTER THAN KANYON?! [Billzilla]
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April 2nd, 2010 |
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Why are strangers staring at me? My imagination? Or is it on? [Billzilla]
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Exits to freeways twisted like knots on the fingers.... [Billzilla]
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On a train that's being searched by the cops. Why? They didn't say. Bad guys I reckon. [Billzilla]
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Shake your attitude, its a nice ass day. [Billzilla]
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April 1st, 2010 |
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I have been awake for an hour and I'm already sick of April Fools jokes. Eat cocks, people. [Billzilla]
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Someone outside my window is threatening to kill someone else outside my window. I'm pretty sure he's not serious, but I'll let you know. [Billzilla]
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March 31st, 2010 |
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Finally caught the finale of six feet under (five years after it aired) and cried like a fuckin' baby. Christ. [Billzilla]
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March 30th, 2010 |
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This bar (moes) has way better karaoke than that shithole 2nd on 2nd. [Billzilla]
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At a bar called Moe's. Karaoke. [Billzilla]
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Listened to 56 songs.
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Six Things I Found at the Found Footage Festival - Video - Gawker.TV http://bit.ly/cJ5Y2D [Billzilla]
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March 29th, 2010 |
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Shared 'Action' #1--$1.5 Million.
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am I to understand from this reaction that future updates should not be in regards to my pee? [Billzilla]
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Listened to 14 songs.
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Yay! my pee is the correct color again! good job kidneys! [Billzilla]
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March 28th, 2010 |
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Mountain Dew, I've been your faithful follower for so long, how could you turn on me like this? [Billzilla]
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March 26th, 2010 |
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Shared 2 photos.
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http://ping.fm/p/e442f - Thank you for your contribution to the delivery of justice!! [Billzilla]
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Just sent a guy to jail. [Billzilla]
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Given how long its taking the other jurors to decide what they want to eat, I expect a long deliberation. [Billzilla]
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Ordering my state-appointed jury lunch. Have decided on a "mr bagel." Wonder if they serve Budweiser? [Billzilla]
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March 25th, 2010 |
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I. DON'T. WANT. THE. DRAMA. [Billzilla]
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I think I gotta unfollow @thatkevinsmith. He's totally worth reading, but fills up my timeline like a mofo. Snoop got unfollowed for less. [Billzilla]
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March 24th, 2010 |
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You know, once you apply at a company three times and get no response, you should probably take that as a hint. Disheartening. [Billzilla]
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Having an angry day.. Getting entirely too tire of peoples attitudes. Homesick for once. [Billzilla]
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March 23rd, 2010 |
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Did I ask the rest of the jury if they were "Ready for Justice" today? Yes, yes I sure did. [Billzilla]
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http://ping.fm/p/Ryy5b - I am in the nicest arbys in all the world, and "I'll be there 4u" was playing when I walked in. [Billzilla]
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Shared screenShot0030.
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March 22nd, 2010 |
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I think I want to be a lawyer when I grow up! [Billzilla]
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I am a juror. 40 big ones a day!! [Billzilla]
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About to go up to the fifteenth floor for jury selection. Fingers crossed, but not sure why. [Billzilla]
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Why do people refuse to wear nice clothes to court? perhaps they think those are nice? [Billzilla]
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Now Diane Sawyer is explaining jury selection, reminding us that being dismissed from the jury shouldn't hurt our feelings. [Billzilla]
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Why the hell am I being given a civics lesson? Don't need a history of juries, just say if I have to be somewhere. [Billzilla]
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This "jury orientation video" is sort of upsettingly stupid. Ed Bradley from 60 minutes is narrating. [Billzilla]
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Been here 30min and no official person appeared at all. I am only on time when it totally doesn't matter. [Billzilla]
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Not sure why, but I expected muffins and juice at jury selection. [Billzilla]
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On my way to go serve justice. Brought my own gavel! [Billzilla]
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March 20th, 2010 |
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More excited for the Breaking Bad premiere than I have been for a film all year. [Billzilla]
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March 18th, 2010 |
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March 17th, 2010 |
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Shared Nexus One Coming Soon to Sprint.
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you know what your problem is, water? you aren't delicious. [Billzilla]
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March 16th, 2010 |
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Wow. That's some Philbin-level technology incompetence, Dave Letterman. [Billzilla]
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A kidney infection. Right before St. Patrick's Day. Are you serious, God? [Billzilla]
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Shared MySpace To Sell User Data.
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Twitter, I know geolocation is tricky, but I'm not going to tell people I'm in Manhattan. [Billzilla]
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March 15th, 2010 |
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Shared 2 photos.
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March 14th, 2010 |
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according to NatGeo, one ounce of LSD is enough to dose a hundred thousand people. My guess was thirty. Ooops. [Billzilla]
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March 13th, 2010 |
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Watching a lady crawl around inside a whale. It is yucky. [Billzilla]
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just sent what I'm sure will later turn out to have been a very ill-advised email. [Billzilla]
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March 12th, 2010 |
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people who go to televised events and record video on their phone: what's up with that? it's on TV! [Billzilla]
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I'm not sure why anyone would think my "Obama punching a Zombie" t-shirt was a political statement, but Righties seem to get butthurt about [Billzilla]
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Godspeed little job application! Good luck! [Billzilla]
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March 11th, 2010 |
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"Oh shut up, I bet you're barren." [Billzilla]
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You ever hear someone else's blackberry go off, check yous, realize it isn't you and then be unable to rest until someone checks theirs? [Billzilla]
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Just described Jeff Bridges to a stranger as "the bad guy in Iron Man." Feel dirty. [Billzilla]
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Just once I'd love to walk away from one of these things without hurt feelings. Eh, next time. [Billzilla]
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Ever sit down at a table and have everyone else immediately get up? Totally don't belong here. Homeward. [Billzilla]
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March 10th, 2010 |
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON http://ping.fm/XMCj5 [Billzilla]
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So, the new biodegradable sunchips bags are super awesome, but SUPER LOUD. [Billzilla]
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Listened to 47 songs.
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Giving serious thought to closing my myspace account. Reason: Not a rapper or a child molester. Thoughts? [Billzilla]
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March 9th, 2010 |
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Why I do believe we're entering tequila-drinking weather. [Billzilla]
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March 8th, 2010 |
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March 7th, 2010 |
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March 6th, 2010 |
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http://ping.fm/p/NzWSn - America still needs my help! To the hall of Justice!!! [Billzilla]
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I've got to focus on the job, cause I've got a new job. Climbing the walls. [Billzilla]
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I subscribed to scotthalltv's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/scotthalltv?feature=autoshare_twitter [Billzilla]
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Shared Subscribed to scotthalltv.
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Promise not to sell your perfumed secrets. There are countless formulas for pressing flowers. [Billzilla]
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March 5th, 2010 |
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WEEN!!! http://ping.fm/Gwfkx [Billzilla]
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Okay, the way valve announced Portal 2? Total fucking genius. [Billzilla]
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Isn't it weird that Nip/Tuck ended forever this week with nary a comment? [Billzilla]
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Okay- yes. I admit it. I have anger issues. You would too. [Billzilla]
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March 4th, 2010 |
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This is totally my sort of place. Paying to get packed into a room playing "sexy back" (@ Turtle Bay Grill & Lounge) http://4sq.com/2PuwhW [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Turtle Bay Grill & Lounge
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February 28th, 2010 |
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Wow. Seesmic for blackberry is kinda the shit if you're a ping.fm user. [Billzilla]
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February 27th, 2010 |
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If you wanted to be left alone, you'd be mediocre. [Billzilla]
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RT @gawkertv: SNL Mocks Steve Jobs, Others in Undercover Boss Spoof http://gawker.tv/5482020/ #snl #nbc [Billzilla]
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I've decided to get shitty drunk tonight, feel free to join me. Hurleys Saloon, Midtown, 10pm. [Billzilla]
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February 26th, 2010 |
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February 24th, 2010 |
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Published A Manifesto..
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Russ: well you might be on an iphone or something
me: ....
this is Bill. [Billzilla]
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Okay, that might have been a little extra religio-dramatic. I just have a headache. [Billzilla]
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entire right side of my head on fire, but inside. Praying for death. [Billzilla]
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February 23rd, 2010 |
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Listened to 81 songs.
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February 21st, 2010 |
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Okay, I guess our country wasn't that embarrassed. Good job Ryan Miller. [Billzilla]
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Right as I typed that, Ryan Miller EMBARASSED OUR COUNTRY. [Billzilla]
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Ryan Miller, you are not embarrassing our country. Carry on. [Billzilla]
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February 20th, 2010 |
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STOP EMBARASSING OUR COUNTRY [Billzilla]
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February 19th, 2010 |
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American Idiot- The Musical? I am highly skeptical, but curious. [Billzilla]
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Robot Parade, Robot Parade, Robots obey what this children say. [Billzilla]
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The presence of a real friend wouldn't kill me right now. If anyone fancies a beer, I'll buy. [Billzilla]
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Stomach trouble, today. I missed you, endless stress. [Billzilla]
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Shared via i.imgur.com.
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Shared OK Go - This Too Shall Pass.
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I don't believe that is a cut. I'm certainly no expert and I do see what... (YouTube http://youtu.be/UJKythlXAIY?a) [Billzilla]
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Shared OK Go - This Too Shall Pass.
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February 18th, 2010 |
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I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- OK Go - This Too Shall Pass http://youtu.be/UJKythlXAIY?a [Billzilla]
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Shared OK Go - This Too Shall Pass.
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February 17th, 2010 |
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Well you can't keep letting it get you down (when themornin' comes) [Billzilla]
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That's cold as fuck, world. Cold as fuck. [Billzilla]
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February 16th, 2010 |
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attn: world. Decimate means "to reduce by one tenth." Good words that mean what you want them to: destroy, annihilate, devastate [Billzilla]
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February 15th, 2010 |
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Devastated. [Billzilla]
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February 14th, 2010 |
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After a week of sort-of using it, it's become clear to me that buzz is going to curbstomp its competitors. Easy always smokes good. [Billzilla]
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February 13th, 2010 |
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Lord have mercy I love The Truman Show. [Billzilla]
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February 12th, 2010 |
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How much of your day do you waste making things hard which- it later turns out- are quite easy? Me, a lot. [Billzilla]
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February 11th, 2010 |
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The more you treat the so-called "N-word" like it's "Voldemort" the more we're going to have to talk about John Mayer. Jus' sayin'. [Billzilla]
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February 10th, 2010 |
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dear internet: I don't need your help hating everything. I already hate everything. I need you to show me things to like. [Billzilla]
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February 9th, 2010 |
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An amazing piece of writing on the music industry by Damian Kulash. http://ping.fm/quRMi [Billzilla]
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Got pizza! Heading home! [Billzilla]
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Well that settles it. They're playing Bonnaroo, they MUST be Giants. [Billzilla]
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Whooooooaaaaaa Bonnarooooooooooo! [Billzilla]
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Checked in at Fortress of Billitude
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February 8th, 2010 |
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When did Comedy Central start running old Married With Children?! [Billzilla]
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February 7th, 2010 |
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Best aqua teen in years. [Billzilla]
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Heading across the damned universe to watch the Superbowl. I really need to get some friends who live in a civilized part of town. [Billzilla]
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February 6th, 2010 |
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Bustin' makes me feel good. [Billzilla]
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February 4th, 2010 |
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Was just watching an episode of Malcolm in the Middle (which was cancelled in 2006) and they mentioned Swine Flu. [Billzilla]
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Zeropunctuation makes me unreasonably happy. [Billzilla]
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February 3rd, 2010 |
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Is fucking up lunch. [Billzilla]
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Finally elected to participate in this doppelganger thing. let me know what you think. [Billzilla]
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February 2nd, 2010 |
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Computer works again, though the issue remains undiagnosed [Billzilla]
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Tablet makers- If I can't draw on it, I'm not that interested. Thanks anyway, though. [Billzilla]
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Feeling empty [Billzilla]
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February 1st, 2010 |
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spoke too soon. rassum frassum computers. [Billzilla]
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Computer mysteriously restored to life. Evidently has taken the same attitude towards work as its master. [Billzilla]
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January 31st, 2010 |
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Listened to 6 songs.
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January 30th, 2010 |
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Got the broken computer blues. [Billzilla]
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PSU? maybe. [Billzilla]
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current theory- fried processor? [Billzilla]
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Woke up to find my computer non-functional. Been working on it for a couple hours. Not pleased. [Billzilla]
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January 29th, 2010 |
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I have nothing to say. Weird. [Billzilla]
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January 28th, 2010 |
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I wish I knew how to make dumplings. [Billzilla]
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January 27th, 2010 |
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My quick review of the broadway musical, Memphis: Racism=bad, music=good. Ending=a bummer. [Billzilla]
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January 26th, 2010 |
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There's a Mathematician, a different kind of mathematician.. and a statistician. [Billzilla]
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January 24th, 2010 |
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Pachter's Web Show: Cool! Now I get to WATCH someone guess about video games rather than just read 1000 articles rephrasing what he says. [Billzilla]
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January 23rd, 2010 |
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Holy smokes, free Emperor's Spire. Now what do I do? [Billzilla]
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January 21st, 2010 |
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Published oh, you're with CoCo now, are you?.
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January 20th, 2010 |
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Shared 'Walking Dead' Pilot Ordered.
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Simpson, eh? [Billzilla]
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January 19th, 2010 |
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New Scrubs is awesome. Turk is MUCH funnier with only Cox to talk to. [Billzilla]
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Everyone look busy, the boss is here. Hi @billgates! [Billzilla]
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Liked 2 stories.
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Tom: I think you are being sarcastic.
Me: how could you tell?
Tom: I am clever. [Billzilla]
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Is this seriously finally happening? Yes I think it is. [Billzilla]
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January 18th, 2010 |
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Motorola Shadow, if you're as sexy as these internet pictures are making you look, you may be the one to draw me away from Blackberry.. [Billzilla]
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Liked 3 stories.
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Lawler, it's time to retire. You just called Randy Orton Randy Savage and COLE corrected you. Worthless old shit. [Billzilla]
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January 17th, 2010 |
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Time to watch Die Hard 2? You know it! [Billzilla]
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Also, feeling hopelessly in love with Lisa Simpson. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. [Billzilla]
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Despite having purchased and HDTV less than a year ago, I just watched an old show and felt nostalgic for the format. [Billzilla]
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Is turning heel. Get ready to take it. [Billzilla]
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Published Dear pricks.
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January 16th, 2010 |
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Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Billzilla]
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Checked in at MTA - Gates Avenue J/Z stop
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January 15th, 2010 |
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I have learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. [Billzilla]
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January 14th, 2010 |
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The Executive producer of Community, Dan Harmon, used to be the writer of Scud: The Disposable Assassin. You are now a smarter nerd. [Billzilla]
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I'm with CoCo, but I'm REALLY with Dave. [Billzilla]
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Wow, my hair looks good today. Weird. [Billzilla]
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There's a dude at this restaurant who looks JUST like Kevin Coppa. [Billzilla]
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January 12th, 2010 |
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January 11th, 2010 |
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Listened to 2 songs.
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Shared When is a Slate Not a Tablet?.
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January 10th, 2010 |
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I subscribed to ImprovEverywhere's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/ImprovEverywhere?feature=autoshare_twitter [Billzilla]
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Shared Subscribed to ImprovEverywhere.
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The No-Pants L Train Ride from Bushwick, via neighborhoodr http://ping.fm/ugxMK [Billzilla]
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Shared Video 53 0 00 00-01.
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Okay- for serious. Everyone I know has to come to NYC next year for the no pants train ride. That was the shit. [Billzilla]
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So far, its a lot of people beoing proud of themselves for not doing anything. [Billzilla]
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January 9th, 2010 |
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I wish I could say you tried your best, guys. Fucking Bengals. [Billzilla]
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Listened to 23 songs.
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January 8th, 2010 |
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Liked 2 stories.
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January 7th, 2010 |
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Brazillians know what to do with their meat. [Billzilla]
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January 6th, 2010 |
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Listened to 2 songs.
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The guys who wrote Zombieland are writing Deadpool. WIN. [Billzilla]
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dial one ninehundred S..T...O-K-E-S.. [Billzilla]
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January 5th, 2010 |
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Me two years ago: "I might buy a macintosh if they'd make a tablet."
Apple: "We'll see about that!" [Billzilla]
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Listened to 3 songs.
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January 4th, 2010 |
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I'm at Fortress of Billitude (1100 Putnam Ave, Bruadway, Brooklyn). http://4sq.com/8jDKBw [Billzilla]
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I'm at LaGuardia - Concourse C (Terminal C, LGA, Queens). http://4sq.com/5d64AH [Billzilla]
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Checked in 2 times.
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Hello, New York. [Billzilla]
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January 3rd, 2010 |
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I would have liked Titan Maximum a lot more in like 2002. [Billzilla]
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Tom Nix didn't see that adult swim joke coming. Now pretend you doesn't know what I'm talking about. [Billzilla]
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Endorsement: flip video is for motherfuckers who know what they are doing. And everyone else. [Billzilla]
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I'm just not a clutch player [Billzilla]
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God damn, bengals, when you guys decide not to give a shit, you really don't give a shit. [Billzilla]
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'Oke at the lighthouse before going.... [Billzilla]
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Can't decide what kind of microphone to buy. The helpful guy behind the counter is just noiding me out. [Billzilla]
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January 2nd, 2010 |
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Wow, dusty jansen can fuckin play. Nice to see that guy. [Billzilla]
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December 31st, 2009 |
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I have learned nothing. [Billzilla]
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December 29th, 2009 |
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So you randomly turn on an episode of 90210 and realize you've seen this episode before. Shame ensues. [Billzilla]
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Took exactly one week to go from being able to ironically enjoy my family to having completely lost patience. [Billzilla]
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December 27th, 2009 |
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Brave the snow, do karaoke and get mad drunk with The Zillas at The Lighthouse, 6121 Dixie Hwy, 10ish. [Billzilla]
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http://ping.fm/p/H7gos - That's right! Triple-size balls! [Billzilla]
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Cincinnati clinches AFC North. Yes indeed!! [Billzilla]
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December 25th, 2009 |
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My whole day: awkwardly hanging out at other peoples christmases. Next year will keep the two grand and stay home. [Billzilla]
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Now I remember why I moved away, my family broke up and I have to visit other peoples families at christmas now. [Billzilla]
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Okay, now that there's a blackberry app, I've arrived to this party. Is it over already or...? [Billzilla]
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Published Welcome to the Blackberry Beta.
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http://ping.fm/p/CNS0a - Good christmas this year, loot wise. [Billzilla]
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December 24th, 2009 |
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Who's ready for Foxica????? [Billzilla]
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December 22nd, 2009 |
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Cincinnati, tonight you become a little richer for two whole weeks. [Billzilla]
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Shared 666.
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Listened to 54 songs.
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